The Responsibilities of the Tickler

Tickling can be an extremely dangerous activity.

1. When in the state of being tickled, the victim is no longer in control of their appendages. Spontaneous kicks, punches, headbutts or scratching may occur without warning. You are tickling at your own risk. If you decide to engage, you waive all rights to be mad or complain after said injury occurs. 
2. Beware of uncontrollable laughter. While it may be a sign of having a good time, it can also be a sign of incapacitation.
3. Indecipherable words or incomplete sentences may indicate an inadequate supply of oxygen. Momentary breaks are advised to maintain stable breathing patterns. If you misinterpreted the uncontrollable laughter, it is likely you will continue to tickle without breaks. If there is a prolonged silence, wheezing-like noises, or facial discoloration, you are STRONGLY urged to take a break.
4. Perfect your tickling technique. Nobody likes pokey fingers. The game can go from fun to painful very quickly.
5. Know the difference between ssstopppp! and STOP!