You know when you’re sitting outside, and for some reason you spot a bug off in the distance and you just can’t help but watch it? It’s like, somehow you instinctively know THAT bug is going to come after you... To onlookers, you are not phased by anything at all, you keep your cool and maintain your conversation because that bug is now on your radar, there is no need to panic.
Radar Command Center (RCC): Spastic flying patterns are increasingly annoying and may be cause for concern.
RCC: Send out the occasional fleeting glare!
RCC: Possible communication barrier detected! Suspect is closing in! Prepare swatting reflexes!
RCC: Attempt casual swat.... NOW!
RCC: Suspect is not deterred!! And is seemingly flying ten times faster than before! Predicted target location: Face! Remaining calm and undistracted is now second priority! Stop talking! Lock eyes on suspect! Direct all focus to impeding attack!
RCC: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! IT’S NOT STOPPING!!!
RCC: Release all gut reactions that were previously suppressed for the purpose of image preservation!! Contact Embarrassment Control Center and prepare them for the worst!
Yup. I hate those bugs.
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