Sunday, November 6, 2011

Get Outta Here!

Dear girl at the gym that is obviously not working out,

I don't understand you. You show up at the gym in an outfit that required entirely too much forethought. I'm curious as to what your intentions truly are... because your free-flowing, although gorgeous, mile long, perfectly curled hair, is completely impractical for anything that requires motion beyond a casual walk. The amount of makeup on your face is a dead giveaway that you have no intention of working hard enough to actually accomplish anything, but props on sitting at different machines and going through the motions to try and prove otherwise. PS. see that black stack of things next to you? Those are weights, and that pin thing? it moves. But regardless, you still get looks from every decent looking guy as you sit incorrectly on the machine, chatting to your friend, pointlessly moving your curiously somewhat decent looking legs. I don't know how you look the way you do, but I know it's not fair. You're not doing anything! Get outta here! You make all the sweaty girls look bad!

Sincerely,
Mismatched and panting...