There is no brown sugar in "maple and brown sugar" instant oatmeal... is it really necessary to have an artificially-flavored sugar substitute for sugar?
Why is it that I am incapable of taking my dinner plate from the kitchen to the living room without taking a bite of something along the way? Even though I know I would get there faster if I didn't slow down and try and balance everything while walking and eating.
Apparently a pile directly in front of the laundry basket is more appealing then actually throwing my clothes inside of it.
I will take the time to figure out how much my clock is off by, as opposed to replacing the batteries so it will keep the right time.
I am convinced that trying to count down the time accurately without watching the microwave, makes the time go by faster.
No, I don't want to make two trips to bring whatever is in my car, inside. So yes, I will stand here for twice as long in an attempt to bring it all in at once.
Something about standing and waiting for the toaster is very irritating.... I always have to do something during the wait time.
I hate when I go do something else while I wait for my toast, and then forget about it completely and it's cold by the time I go back to get it...
I hate when I put the cold toast back in the toaster just to "warm it back up..." and then forget about it again and it burns...
It makes me sad when there are no more blueberry bagels, I've eaten too much oatmeal in the past couple days, there is nothing else good for breakfast, and I resort to having toast :(
